That children will change settings on your tvs and phones that you never knew existed. That multiple times a day you will wonder how something is wet. You will read a kid's book aloud for the 1000th time and realize you are on the last page without ever "reading" it. You plan trips based around where you can park and if you can navigate a store with your double stroller. If they don't have carts....fuhhget about it. Internet shopping isn't for fun; it's a necessity. (see above) You now know your friends that had kids before you hadn't forgotten about you. They were just consumed with making snacks, cleaning up messes, reading blogs to fix that weeks's worry/issue and before falling asleep at night going through their list of to dos probably thought I need to call/text/plan a girl's night out with so and so. You plan vacations on how long your brood can be in the car before everyone loses their shit, how much stuff you will need ...
Everyone complains there isn't enough realness on Facebook, Instagram, etc. So I am going to give you a snapshot into what I have accomplished today....so very little. Every person in our house is sick to like the tenth degree. We are all whiney, miserable, barking with coughs, dwindling our tissue supply by the moment. We are a family with no boundaries...you want to lick my spoon? - sure, baby wants a drink out of brother's sippy? - it happens, you want to rub your snotty face all over our bed pillows? - probably going to happen because we are too tired to care. Kolt and Klay do EVERYTHING together except sleep. They will either be best of friends when they are adolescents or hate each other. No happy medium. So needless to say we are all equally contaminated. My husband usually avoids these things because he works a ton of hours, but he has been on vacation and in the trenches this week. Meaning he legit got coughed in the face buckling a child into a carseat and hasn't...